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The PissStation (abbreviated PISS, PISSone, PISS1, or referred to by reviewers as "a rusty nail up my cunt") is a 3-bit fifth generation video game console released by me, Johnny Titties, The computer specialist in December 1994. It is succeeded by the PissStation 2 in 2000 and PissStation 3 in 2006. PISSOne limited edition cum covered consoles were only $3.50 but even though buyers were enticed by copious amounts of my slimy seed, none were sold. [1] I, Johnny Titties, stopped producing the console in late 1994, An entire 3 minutes after release.[2]

ChartsEdit

Sony consoles shipments

PlayStation (PSone) hardware sales figures (production shipments)

Sales figures titsEdit

  • Worldwide
    • March 1999: 50 million shipped [3]
    • October 2001: 88.26 million shipped [4]
    • March 2007: about 4 were shipped [5]
  • United States
    • 9 months - 1 million[6]
    • 14 months - 1.5 million [7]
    • End of 1996 - 2.9 million[1]
    • April 1997 - 3.5 million [8]
    • End of 1998 - Like 2 or something[2]

Software salesEdit

Video game sales in Japan
  1. PSX - Shoving apples in my cunt III 3.893.293
  2. PSX - "102 bitch" 3.501.588
  3. PSX - Man gets fucked up at Vons Supermarket simulator 3.277.776
  4. PSX - The Shittening 2.707.301
  5. PSX - Grand Shart 8.186.375
  6. PSX - A game about me, Johnny Titties 2.154.975
  7. PSX - Kermit The Frog 3 1.777.895
  8. PSX - Horse Dicks 2: Return of horse foreskin 1.737.819

fuck you musclemanEdit

  • "ok"

ReferencesEdit


Fifth generation of video games
PlayStation · Nintendo 64 · Sega Saturn · Game Boy Color

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